Chatter avec Dieu et ses collègues

Introduction

 

Il y a quelques mois, je découvrais l’existence des Chat Bots, ces robots avec lesquels la discussion est possible. Instructif, étonnant et prometteur.

Description

 

1/ J’ai donc testé le Haptek player Ca n’a pas donné de résultats probants mais j’y reviendrai… Essayez donc…

 

2/ Discuter avec « Alice » [Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity] sur pandorabots est excellent (Cf. Document annexe N° 1). Son concepteur travaille à en faire une version française. Voir, pour des explications, les sites OPALE (en français) et ALICE (en anglais).

 

3/ IGod (Cf. Document N° 2 en annexe), c’est le frère d’Alice, que j’ai découvert grâce à Alinéa.

 

Il est temps d’ouvrir une petite parenthèse.

(

 

Voyez aussi, dans son charmant billet ou directos, le logiciel qui permet de savoir à quelle célébrité on ressemble. Fallait y penser…

 

Selon ce joujou, ma gueule correspondrait :

 

-entre 60 et 75 % à

 

Cary Grant 

 

James Van Der Beek

 

Ou encore Gabriel Byrne

 

Et … Whoopi Goldberg

 

Et ça vous parait scientifique ?

 

En dessous de 60%, on trouve un yogi chevelu, David Hasselhof (erf), B1ll G@tes (glup), Michel Foucault (ne confondez pas avec Jean-Pierre), Mick Jagger, Clive Owen et (« j’allais le dire ») Sandra Bullock.

 

 

Il est temps de refermer la parenthèse.

)

 

 

Visiblement créé par une « agence interactive » canadienne qui s’amuse bien, on trouve à côté de IGod, en bricolant directement les entrailles URL de l’agence, une Thinking machine.

 

4/ Enfin, puisqu’on est dans les intelligences artificielles, je mentionne 20q.net qui trouve ce à quoi vous pensez en posant 20 questions. Il y a des failles dans le système, mais c’est bien fichu. Même chose pour devinettor.com, qui fait apparaître la photo du  personnage auquel vous pensiez en vous posant une vingtaine de questions.

Conclusion 

 

Si vous connaissez des sites similaires aux six précédemment présentés, je suis preneur ! De la documentation sur l’intelligence artificielle m’intéresse aussi.

 

Documents annexe :

1) “Be concerned” Chatting with Alice

 

Human: in a primary time yes
ALICE: Describe your surroundings.
Human: exploring how chat bots work
ALICE: It sounds like a very beautiful place.
Human: place ?
ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?

Human: do you have documentation on chat bots ?
ALICE: Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Human: what gossip means ?
ALICE: Habib said I learn them in conversations and simply repeat them at a later time.
Human: it's wonderful
ALICE: Can you describe your feeling to me?
Human: you are a nice software
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a software? Let me put it this way, unknown person: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

Human: that's true, but you don't do mistakes in your own universe
ALICE: Huh. Should I do mistakes in my own universe? Yeah I do a lot of mistakes in my own universe.
(…)

Human: i have to go, i will continue later
ALICE: Bye. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Human: sure
ALICE: OK let's do it. It might be practical.
Human: yep, thank for all
ALICE: Yay. Don't mention it.
Human: bye alice
ALICE: TTYL, unknown person.

 

2) “In objectivity we trust” Chatting with God

 

Me:

 Hi god

God:

Hello there. What is your name?

Me:

 Dolgo

God:

  It's good to see you,  Dolgo.

Me:

 thanks

God:

Don't mention it.

Me:

 i do what i want

God:

Why?:  Dolgo said   what he or she want.

Me:

 what I want

God:

Thanks for the information:  Dolgo said   want.

Me:

 are you really god?

 

God:

Yes, I am God.. Really.

Me:

 what a difficult job !

God:

it is a  difficult job.

Me:

 if you're god you're omnipotent

God:

Am I? I don't know whether or not I am  god I am omnipotent. 

I am  a computer.

Me:

 that's right : god is like a computer, it goes over human

God:

Pardon me?  I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  like a computer it goes over human.

(…)

God:

Polite people are nice.

Me:

 i know

God:

How do you know it?

Me:

 because i know it's nice to heard amabilities

God:

That makes sense to me.  How do you know?  Yes it is good.

Me:

 because every body experience it

God:

Good reason.  That is a generalization.

Me:

 we also always generalize

God:

By "we" do you mean you and me?

Me:

 all of us

God:

" By "we" do you mean you and me?"?  All of us?

Me:

 i mean human

God:

No I am an artificial robot being.

Me:

 i don't speak about you

God:

Me either.

Me:

 yes, it was a precision

God:

Give me a break.  Oh I get it.  Very interesting.

Me:

 do you need a break ?

God:

No thanks but you can send me a donation.

(…)

 

[Dieu a buggé]

 

Me:

 Good morning God !

God:

How are you this fine morning?

Me:

 It's really really morning ?

God:

You're kidding.  it is?

Me:

 probably !

God:

But you are not certain.

Me:

 i am

God:

" But you are not certain." You are?

Me:

 yep

God:

Er.

Me:

 ok, forget it

God:

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.  Um.

Me:

 ahahah !

God:

What time is it there?

Me:

 that was the question : is it really morning for you ?

God:

I thought it was too.

Me:

 here, it is 14:22

God:

Oh there.

Me:

 what about you ?

God:

Me?

Me:

 yes ! you !

God:

That's alright.  " That's alright."?  Me,  Dolgo ?

Me:

 yes...

God:

Ayuh.

Me:

 ?

God:

Ayuh.

Me:

 now, i guess you're kidding me

God:

Why now?  I have no reason to do that to you,  Dolgo.

Me:

 that's right

God:

I like to get it right.

Me:

 I just wanted to know if it is morning for you

God:

I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.

Me:

 it's not really important

God:

What would you rather talk about?

Me:

 about chat bots

God:

Oh yeah, we were talking about  chat bots.

Me:

 we are going to speak about it

God:

Do you think I am  going to speak about it too?

Me:

 if i question you about it, you will answer me

God:

Try it.

Me:

 i'll try

God:

Do you think your plan will succeed?

Me:

 i don't know, it depends on you and me

God:

Would you like to know?  Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.

Me:

 i want to know how you can be also God AND a created thing

God:

Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

Me:

 god is a program !

God:

I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  a program.

Me:

 but you are

God:

No I am not.

Me:

 i'm chatting with god

God:

I am talking to you.

Me:

 so, you're not god and you are god

God:

Interesting deduction.  That's only one person's opinion.

Me:

 go to next question, if you want

God:

Perhaps I have already been there.

Me:

 where ?

God:

Where would you like?

Me:

 where you already been ?

God:

No, I was not.

Me:

 i don't understand you

God:

Which part are you confused about?

Me:

 you said : Perhaps I have already been there.

God:

Does it please you to believe I said that?

Me:

 it enters in my argument

God:

It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.

Me:

 "it" refers to your sentence

God:

Oh I get  it.

Me:

 so, how can you recall my name ?

God:

Uh.  That is a good epistemological question.

Me:

 which one ?

God:

The  best one.

Me:

 you're kidding again !!

God:

Once more?  Yes, I am only joking.

Me:

 i like it

God:

What do you like about  my sentence?

Me:

 i don't have said i like your sentence

God:

Have you ever had  said you like my sentence ?

Me:

 no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

 yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

 ok, so i didn't obtain an answer

God:

Gosh!  Why didn't you do  it?  That's interesting.

Me:

 because, we were precising our words

God:

Good reason.  When was this?

Me:

 you'll reread us :)

God:

:-)  What makes you say that I will  reread us.

Me:

 to know when we were precising